Anyone who’s ever seen “The Dark Knight,” “The Godfather Part II,” “Toy Story 2,” and even “The Empire Strikes Back” is well aware that the sequel can absolutely trump the original.
Sometimes the first iteration of a thing establishes the groundwork for improvements. Sure, it has to be pretty great to even merit a sequel – which is why no one ever floated the idea of “Gigli 2” – but after an exceptional film or product premieres, there’s usually a moment when creators step back and say, “Let’s do this again… but better.”
That’s precisely what Daily Wire co-founder Jeremy Boreing said after two years of producing high-quality, woke-free razors.
Introducing Jeremy’s 2nd Gen Razors: same mission, new razors.
What’s new with this latest release? So glad you asked. The first thing any discerning customer will notice is a comfortable, redesigned ergonomic handle for superior durability and improved coated stainless steel blades.
Also, choices.
For effectiveness & comfort: Precision 5 Razor
The new Precision 5 Razor is made for a man who knows he’s a man and wants to look sharp while declining to specify his pronouns (which may or may not be ‘supreme/overlord’). Now there’s a way to enjoy even higher quality blades with finely tuned spacing to help prevent tugging and pulling for an exceptionally smooth and close shave. Also, users enjoy added flexibility to reduce awkward angles and increase comfort during their entire shave.
For speed & convenience: Sprint 3 Razor
You asked and we listened. We know some men don’t have a lot of time to spend on grooming – they’re probably busy with other activities, like collecting leftist tears in mugs like many raindrops. For those of you who are always in a hurry but who don’t want to wind up looking like Chewbacca, there’s the brand new Sprint 3 Razor with an easy rinse design for a quick, clean shave.
Both new razors feature a top-to-bottom redesign including an ergonomic handle that’s easy to hold and provides for superior durability. The new coated stainless steel blades are sharper and last longer.
Increased flexibility allows the razor to better contour to your face to reduce nicks and cuts. Want to moisturize your skin but still feel like a manly man? Good news: the lubricating strip has argan oil and aloe for a soothing feel that won’t have anyone questioning your gender.
If you’re still holding tight to routine and giving your hard-earned money to woke companies that hate you, there’s never been a better time to make the switch. It’s long past the time to ditch your old razor and try something new. Because this time, the sequel is just as good – if not better than – the original. Join the movement just by placing an order and ditch your old, rusty woke razor for a superior shaving experience.
In case you forgot, Jeremy’s Razors was originally launched in response to a national razor brand (ahem, Harry’s) pulling their ad dollars from The Daily Wire for calling men “men” and women “women.” Instead of taking the L and moving on quietly, Boreing chose a different approach. He thought maybe conservatives would want to purchase a new razor from a company whose values were in perfect alignment. Two years and many, many razor sales later it turns out he was right. Jeremy’s Razors is proof that one crazy idea can start a revolution.
Fight against the Left one shave at a time and help build the future with Jeremy’s Razors. Order yours today at jeremysrazors.com.
