The following is the opening satirical monologue from “The Andrew Klavan Show.“
Disneyland has assigned a mustachioed drag queen to play a fairy godmother at its princess dress shop for little girls — and Uganda has passed a law instituting the death penalty for homosexual child molesters — making it almost impossible to tell which one is a savage hellhole and which is the happiest place on earth. Politicians as far to the right as Ted Cruz and as far gone in dementia and venality as Joe Biden have condemned the Uganda law, though they admit Uganda is cheaper to get into than Disneyland and the lines are shorter.
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