On Friday, Hillary Clinton spoke at a gathering of black and Hispanic journalists, where she unleashed her human side. For thirty seconds. Then she unleashed this amazing line to explain why she continued to lie about her email server:
I was pointing out in both of those instances that Director Comey had said that my answers in my FBi interview were truthful. That’s really the bottom line here. And I have said during the interview and in many other occasions over the past months that what I told the FBI, which he said was truthful, is consistent with what I have said publicly. So I may have short-circuited it, and for that, I will try and clarify…
She then reiterated, insanely, that she “never sent or received anything that was marked classified.”
But we’ll take her at her word that she short-circuited. After all, that happens to machines that age beyond their planned obsolescence.
Here are the top 10 times that Hillary obviously short-circuited:
1. Hillary’s wiring goes awry:
#HillaryShortCircuit pic.twitter.com/tjXCtRiP6y
— Donald J. Mondale (@DefendWallSt) August 5, 2016
2. Someone accidentally keys in command, “BARK LIKE DOG”:
#HillaryShortCircuit pic.twitter.com/XEc2rXbVpo
— madhooligan (@dmadhooligan) August 5, 2016
3. Hillary reboots:
@benshapiro *ahem* pic.twitter.com/2N4r3i3fYA
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) August 5, 2016
4. Other electronic devices conflict with her signal:
.@benshapiro #HillaryShortCircuit pic.twitter.com/O7wzyeSszo
— Julio Rosas (@Julio_Rosas11) August 5, 2016
5. Water shorts out her generator:
#HillaryShortCircuit pic.twitter.com/Uth5b1VqJK
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) August 5, 2016
6. Someone jokingly commands, “HILLARY DANCE”:
#HillaryShortCircuit pic.twitter.com/e3vB6tM6zq
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) August 5, 2016
7. No explanation found:
#HillaryShortCircuit pic.twitter.com/pdglBMX1K9
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) August 5, 2016
8. Hillary responds late to threat thanks to aging circuitry:
#HillaryShortCircuit pic.twitter.com/MU0wQkTc6B
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) August 5, 2016
9. Hillary’s yes/no command structure compromised:
#HillaryShortCircuit pic.twitter.com/y0dRQC6seL
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) August 5, 2016
10. FATAL ERROR:
#HillaryShortCircuit pic.twitter.com/kOoySQw86a
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) August 5, 2016
11. Hillary confused by falling objects:
#HillaryShortCircuit pic.twitter.com/uf3ABvZvzb
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) August 5, 2016
If the Russians hack Hillary directly instead of her server, they could actually control the president of the United States.