Here’s Why The Panicked Left Needs More Of Your Money To Combat Climate Catastrophes

The following is the satirical opening monologue from “The Andrew Klavan Show.”

With Hurricane Ian, a category Holy Crap storm, smashing into Florida, Democrats and other locusts on the amber waves of grain are warning Americans that if useless measures aren’t quickly put in place to do nothing about climate change, we will soon be faced with an emergency situation in which hurricanes continue to strike the Gulf coast as they have done every year in human memory.