Courtesy of Hunter Biden, all of America recently received a crash course in effective ways to launder millions of dollars. As it turns out, it’s nowhere near as complicated as the movies make it seem. In reality, even when you’re the son of the president of the United States, you can collect dirty money in plain sight.
One way to do it is to get a do-nothing job, which you’re not remotely qualified for, and then collect paychecks without ever showing up to work. Another tactic is to start a bunch of fake companies and accept massive investments from foreign governments (saving some of the money for your father, of course). Alternatively, if you’re feeling especially bold, you could get into finger-painting and sell your great works of art for millions of dollars to anonymous buyers. Or, if you’re Hunter Biden, you could do … all of the above.
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