The Funniest #ChristmasSongBreakupTexts From Twitter

According to Facebook data gathered by David McCandless and Lee Byron and published on InformationIsBeautiful.com, the weeks just prior to Christmas are replete with relationship changes. A similar surge can be seen around spring break.

It looks like the good users of Twitter have taken that idea and run with it, as the hashtag #ChristmasSongBreakupText is trending.

Here are the funniest we could find:

It’s not Yule, it’s me. #ChristmasSongbreakuptext
— Geoffrey Burleson (@GeoffBurleson) December 23, 2017

#ChristmasSongbreakupText It’s beginning to look a lot like ex-mas
— JamoTG (@SassyFacts_1) December 23, 2017

I won’t be home for Christmas #ChristmasSongbreakuptext
— Scott Williams (@jswilliams1962) December 23, 2017

How Come Ye Unfaithful?#ChristmasSongbreakuptext
— Brushing Off (@BrushingOff) December 23, 2017

Do you see what I see?
Other people.
Bye.#ChristmasSongbreakuptext
— Shea Browning (@SheaBrowning) December 23, 2017

I really can’t stay#ChristmasSongbreakupText
— Blaise, Johnny (@Double_Dogg) December 23, 2017

It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like we should see other people #ChristmasSongbreakuptext
— Santa’s Suz (@savvysuzee) December 23, 2017

Single Bells #ChristmasSongbreakuptext
— Marilyn (@twitweeting) December 23, 2017

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer…so it’s not really a good time for me to be thinking about relationships. #ChristmasSongbreakupText
— Frank Camp (@FrankDCamp) December 23, 2017

Little drama boy #ChristmasSongbreakuptext
— David E (@DaSkrambledEgg) December 23, 2017

So, who’s ready for a good old fashioned pre-Christmas breakup?