Today is October 26, a special day for numerous reasons, such as the final release of the secret decades-old JFK documents, yet no reason which supersedes the birth of our “future” president, Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton!
This time last year, in the midst of the tumultuous 2016 presidential election, Team Hillary sent out the single saddest and yet most hilarious tweet in history to commemorate the birth of our queen.
“Happy birthday to this future president,” reads the tweet, captioning a photo of a young Hillary Clinton in black and white.
As you might recall, Arrogant Hillary never did become president of the United States. No, she lost to a former reality TV host who once bragged about grabbing women by the p***y on video; a man who actually had a message and bypassed the empty and “unifying” hymns of globalism, I might add.
In the biting words of the man who crushed young Hillary’s dreams, “Sad!”
And because we care deeply about the most corrupt and unlikeable candidate in modern history, here are a few of the greatest birthday takes:
Happy 70th birthday, Hill!