Feminist Writer Blames Trump For Being Out Of Shape: ‘Now I Can’t Open Jars’

A feminist writer at The Guardian is having a hard time coping with President Donald Trump’s election win. She can’t even open jars now.

On Thursday, in a piece that belongs on The Onion, Brigid Delaney took to publicly blaming Trump for her decision to stop going to the gym and now, subsequently, being so out of shape that she’s unable to open jars and carry groceries.