FAIL: Lady Gaga to Sing About ‘Equality’ and ‘Inclusion’ at Super Bowl

Oh goody. Instead of watching a healthy dose of hearty American football on Sunday, or as feminists call it, “toxic masculinity,” Americans will be injected with more leftist politics.

Can’t a conservative gal just sit back and admire Tom Brady’s, um, talent without an attempted indoctrination?

It was announced on Thursday that the highly political Lady Gaga will be performing during the Super Bowl halftime show, supposedly focusing on leftist buzzwords “equality” and “inclusion.” Fan-freaking-tastic.

“Though Gaga kept the details of her halftime performance under wraps, the singer revealed during a press conference on Thursday that her show would be about ‘equality’ and ‘inclusion,'” reports a giddy Huffington Post.

“The only statements that I’ll be making during the halftime show are the ones that I’ve been consistently making throughout my career,” said the pop star with an affinity for dresses made out of meat. “I believe in a passion for inclusion. I believe in the spirit of equality, and that the spirit of this country is one of love and compassion and kindness. My performance will uphold those philosophies.”

Translation: Lady Gaga will indirectly (or perhaps directly) slam President Donald Trump while distorting/slamming conservative thought. In other words, the Left’s standard “inclusive” message.

“I want to, more than anything, create a moment that everyone that’s watching will never forget,” she added.

Last year, as you may recall, Americans had the opportunity to watch Queen Beyonce’s hyper-political Malcolm X-themed Black Panther performance. The NFL never disappoints.

I mean, what’s the point of Super Bowl Sunday if it’s not coupled with leftist dogma?