Happy Women’s History Month! With just eight days to go in March, men have dominated the month meant to celebrate the fairer sex around the globe.
Let us start on our world tour of womanhood erasure over in Italy. On March 12, “Valentina Petrillo” — a real heartbreaker and a man who thinks he is a woman — won the Italian Indoor Masters Championship in the 200-meter track competition. That was actually Petrillo’s eighth national women’s title and a record-setting performance in the 50 to 54-year-old age bracket in the Paralympics division. Here’s what that looked like:
Does anyone think this is right? https://t.co/W1X9Zzgnf8
— Eoin O'Malley (@AnMailleach) March 20, 2023
If Petrillo had competed in the men’s group, the “women’s champion” would have placed 14th.
Similarly, on this side of the pond, a certain “Tiffany Thomas” (no known relation to “Lia Thomas” from U-Penn) crushed a women’s cycling race in New York. Thomas won the Randall’s Island Crit #3 last weekend. Similar to Petrillo, it seems Thomas also identifies as a woman trapped in a man’s body.
According to Thomas’s team website, the proud winner “has never met a barbell, a bike, or a dog” that the Randall’s Island Crit #3 champion doesn’t like. Sounds like a real guy’s guy, if you ask me.
Never one to miss out on the latest liberal craze, the Biden White House has also spent Women’s History Month praising men.
On March 8, The Daily Wire reported that the Biden administration had awarded a biological man an award for courage in honor of International Women’s Day.
Alba Rueda, a man who identifies as a woman, received an “International Women of Courage award” from Secretary of State Antony Blinken and first lady Jill Biden. Rueda is Argentina’s Special Envoy for Sexual Orientation and Gender Identity and the country’s first “trans-identifying politician” to hold a senior governmental position.
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And then, Vice President Kamala Harris decided to send rising trans-identifying TikTok influencer Dylan Mulvaney a congratulations letter for living a full year as a woman.
As conservative pundit Allie Beth Stuckey put it, “Apparently the easiest way for a white male to get fame and fortune today is to dress up like a six-year-old girl.”
Apparently the easiest way for a white male to get fame and fortune today is to dress up like a six-year-old girl. pic.twitter.com/btN6LjCyvb
— Allie Beth Stuckey (@conservmillen) March 22, 2023
Now, it hasn’t been all roses for gentlemen this month. The NBA’s Toronto Raptors recently had to issue an apology because some of their players celebrated International Women’s Day in the wrong manner.
Their offense? Well, in a 16-second video posted to the Raptors’ social media channels on March 1, athletes such as Malachi Flynn, Precious Achiuwa, and Scottie Barnes were asked, “Beyonce said girls run the world. Why do you think that’s true?”
Flynn and Achiuwa really stepped into it big time by praising women for having the ability to carry a child for nine months and then birth another living being — you know, arguably one of the most important roles in all of humanity and the one that keeps civilization going.
“They’re the only ones who can procreate,” Flynn said. “They birth everybody,” Achiuwa said. Barnes responded safely, saying it is because all women are “queens.”
In no time, there was social media backlash, and the team expressed its remorse for the video. Apparently, it was undignified to celebrate mothers.
So this Women’s History Month, just remember that you are allowed to celebrate men who believe they are women, but don’t you dare honor and recognize women for their divine and complementary biological differences — lest you want to be a bigot.
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