Don’t Expect The White House To Go Sniffing Around The Cocaine Investigation

Somehow, it snowed at the Biden White House in July despite alleged climate change occurring — and the Biden administration has no interest in figuring out how it happened. In fact, on Wednesday, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said that President Joe Biden and his team won’t be sniffing around the investigation into the bag of cocaine found at the People’s House this past weekend.

On Friday, June 30, prolific artist and renowned drug addict Hunter Biden was in the White House. On Sunday, Secret Service found a bag of cocaine reportedly in a well-trafficked area. That’s circumstantial evidence to be sure, but those two clues provide a pretty good start as to who is to blame for the fiasco. Given that this incident occurred at the White House and in the West Wing, one would imagine that the president would order his team to help Secret Service find the culprit.

Except, that isn’t what is happening. Jean-Pierre told the press that nobody will be lining up to help out anytime soon.

“Could you just tell us how the White House is assisting the Secret Service in this investigation? Have you made any White House officials available for interviews with law enforcement, for example?” a reporter asked on Wednesday.

“Look, we’re not assisting in anything. This is under the Secret Service purview, this is their — their kind of — guidance and guidelines — their, uh, their world — and so, we’re going to let them do their job. Uh, we are not involved in this, this is something that the Secret Service, uh, handles under their protocol, and they’re going to, uh, investigate and get to the bottom of what happened this weekend,” KJP stammered.

“And we appreciate that,” she threw in for good measure.

Reporter on cocaine being found in the West Wing: "Can you just tell us how the White House is assisting the Secret Service with this investigation?"

Karine Jean-Pierre: "Look, we're not assisting in anything…" pic.twitter.com/Y1PCUCcZe6

— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) July 5, 2023

If the White House isn’t too concerned with whose nose candy that was, don’t expect mainstream media to be either.

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For example, Sam Stein of POLITICO wants you all to know that President Barack Obama once did some blow as well. So, no reason for intrigue.

“I’m going to venture that Hunter Biden is not the only person who has stepped foot into a White House to have once used cocaine,” he tweeted. “In fact — you may wanna sit down for this — Barack Obama dabbled with it earlier in his life.”

I'm going to venture that Hunter Biden is not the only person who has stepped foot into a White House to have once used cocaine. In fact — you may wanna sit down for this — Barack Obama dabbled with it earlier in his life

— Sam Stein (@samstein) July 5, 2023

And, as this author predicted, authorities are now saying that they may never know who left behind the bag of coke.

White House cocaine culprit unlikely to be found: Law enforcement official https://t.co/C0wDkzcSxE

— POLITICO (@politico) July 5, 2023

So, for those keeping count at home, that means officials claim they can’t find the January 6 pipe bomber, the Dobbs leaker, or the apparent drug mule dropping dime bags across 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. To top it all off, the Biden White House seems to have even less interest in this bag of coke than they do Hunter’s daughter in Arkansas — which is really saying something.

The insanity of it all is enough to make readers feel as if they’re on drugs.

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