Democrats Order Holiday Shut Downs to Stop Dangerous Spread of Christianity [Satire]
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Democrats Order Holiday Shut Downs to Stop Dangerous Spread of Christianity [Satire]

Andrew Klavan

Democrat governors continue to shut down their states and cities in the hope they can bring virus levels down to where they are in Florida, where everything has remained open. Democrats say that Covid-19 — or as it’s sometimes called the Chinese Flu or the Kung Flu or the Commie Whommy or the I Don’t Feel Swal-Well…

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