So, Fox News host Tucker Carlson interviewed a “real witch” Tuesday night about the different kinds of hocus pocus she and her coven have been cooking up to “bind” President Trump from committing actual harm. The result was sort of like an episode of The Hills crossed with Bewitched; Carlson as Larry Tate and the witch as Heidi Montag.
Spells and hexes against President Trump have become a major thing among the witches since the 2016 election, who view Trump as a threat to big witchy agendas like child sacrif– I mean, “reproductive rights”. The spells typically involve witches chanting to some demi-spirit while passing around items like “orange candles, tarot cards, rope, and feathers.” The orange candles apparently serve as a representation of President Trump (ho, ho).
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