Chuck E. Cheese Denies Splicing/Recycling Uneaten Pizza Pies In Response To Viral Theory

In response to a YouTube theory video published earlier this week, Chuck E. Cheese emphatically denied ever taking uneaten pizza and splicing it together with fresh pizza.

“The claims made in this video about Chuck E. Cheese and our pizza are unequivocally false,” a representative for Chuck E. Cheese said on Tuesday. “No conspiracies here — our pizzas are made to order and we prepare our dough fresh in restaurant, which means that they’re not always perfectly uniform in shape, but always delicious.”