Chrissy Teigen Wants Donald Trump To Pay Her Medical Bills For The ‘Crippling Anxiety’ He’s Caused

In the latest episode of Fragile Celebrities, model Chrissy Teigen whines over the “crippling anxiety” President Donald Trump has allegedly caused her and demands he pays her medical bills.

I know what you’re thinking: every time you’re upset with Trump (health care debacle, no border wall, etc.), there’s always a celebrity standing by to drive you back into his arms. It was Teigen who apparently got the memo this time.

The model complained via Twitter that she’s “so f*cking tired of his manically insane, incompetent president and this dumpster fire of an administration I’m going to have to go on another med.”

She went on to clarify that she’s not kidding.

Apparently the rich model married to a rich musical talent is so stressed out that she’s grinding her teeth. Again, her pathetic coping skills are, you guessed it, Trump’s fault.

“Pay my bill,” demands Teigen, adding that the president is a piece of s*** (POS).

It’s a good thing Hollywood Leftists have learned their lesson from the butt-kicking they took this past presidential election. Teigen seems really in touch with Middle America. I mean, if Bob the coal worker doesn’t understand a supermodel’s Botox strife, I don’t know what will get through to him.