Biden’s Document Scandal And Why The Penn Biden Center Is A Totally Secure Chinese Embassy

The following is the opening satirical monologue from “The Andrew Klavan Show.” 

Journalists, and other suppurating boils on the buttocks of human degradation, are insisting that the Biden classified document scandal, in which the then vice president removed classified documents to personal locations in a harmless frolic that could have happened to anyone, is entirely different from the Trump classified document scandal, in which Trump removed classified documents to personal locations, in violation of the laws of God and man.