Finally, the public will be able to consume the “essence” of hot underwear models by simply swigging a beer. And by “essence” I mean the lactic acid collected from their vaginas.
Yum…?
In Katowice, Poland, “The Order of Yoni” brewery launched a line of beer made from the “vaginal lactic acid of hot underwear models” on July 28, reports The Mirror. “Yoni,” fittingly, means female genitals in Sanskrit.
”Imagine the woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion,” teases the brewery’s website. “Now you can try how she tastes, feel her smell, hear her voice.”
“Now imagine her giving you a passionate massage and gently whispering anything you’d like to hear,” the site adds. “Now free your fantasies and imagine all of that can be encompassed in a bottle of beer.”
Each bottle comes with a peel-away label that features the model whose vagina was apparently swabbed to help create the alcohol, and, of course, the “best sex position” you should be in while consuming the lactic acid-infused liquid.
Shockingly, the beer made of vaginal remnants doesn’t taste so delicious, early consumers complained.
“People will try it out of curiosity, but I don’t think it will be a regular addition on the table for beer lovers,” said Grzegorz Majewski after tasting the beer.
For shame.