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Are we entirely positive that this Dylan Mulvaney fella isn’t some gigantic prank being played on both the Right and the Left?
Mulvaney, a grown adult man who identifies as a girl, recently scored an audience with President Joe Biden to discuss issues facing American women.
The individual doesn’t identify as a woman because, according to the weirdo, Mulvaney never got to experience what it was like to be a girl growing up. So Mulvaney doesn’t just claim to be the opposite sex, but also a teenage female at that.
Mulvaney is ubiquitous across the web and apparently speaks for both women and gender-dysphoric men who believe they are women. None of it is normal.
A look at Mulvaney’s documented statements about what being a woman entails leaves one wondering if we’re not all victims of a well-orchestrated gag.
For example, Mulvaney’s first day as a “girl” led to the former star of the “Book of Mormon” national tour adopting stereotypical behaviors of women.
“Day one of being a girl and I have already cried three times, I wrote a scathing email that I did not send, I ordered dresses online that I couldn’t afford, and then when someone asked me how I was, I said, ‘I’m fine,’ when I wasn’t fine. How’d I do, ladies?”
That sounds more like a Rodney Dangerfield joke that never made the cut than a serious person.
I can hear the comic legend now, “I told my wife I’m stressed and she said I need to be more like her … so I spent all our money on credit cards, started crying for no reason, and refused to discuss my emotions, then blamed her for not taking out the garbage. It’s tough being a broad!”
But that isn’t Dangerfield, it’s Mulvaney.
By day three, Mulvaney had officially become a self-proclaimed “bimbo,” drank martinis, and tried on skimpy bikinis.
Down the line, a euphoric Mulvaney announced that the dude had purchased tampons — despite not having a vagina.
Day 75- a trans take on tampons #trans
Then, the 25-year-old appeared in a video sponsored by Ulta and expressed a desire to become a “mom.”
It is all entirely nonsensical.
Under any other circumstance, this behavior would be decried as bigoted and prejudiced.
Imagine if Mulvaney had actually donned blackface and then acted out gross stereotypes about African Americans while saying the n-word.
He would probably get the crap pummeled out of him and with good reason.
Instead, in the age of Wokeism, Mulvaney meets the president of the United States. The Left says you need to take Mulvaney seriously or you are a bigot.
At best, this is an entire joke that will be revealed down the road.
At worst — and more likely — the Left has taken one giant leap into insanity. Now, folks like Biden demand that Americans play along with their lunatic idea that objective truths — such as the fact that a man can never be a woman — no longer matter.
In that case, Mulvaney and this entire movement are more like the hit comedy show, “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” which billed itself as “the show where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter.”
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