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The Biden administration has announced that the U.S. Air Force has shot down a Chinese spy balloon, an unidentified drone, an American Airlines flight to Chicago, a pair of pheasants that should make good eating after the shrapnel from the sidewinder missile is taken out of them, a lawn chair that a guy threw over his backyard fence when his gay neighbor wouldn’t stop playing the official Broadway cast album of Chorus Line over and over again, and what was either an alien craft from another galaxy or a plastic skyrocopter fired out of a toy pistol by an 8-year-old boy playing in his tree house. The 8-year-old boy, who claimed the Air Force should compensate him for the $9.95 he spent on the skyrocopter, was also shot down.

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