6 Dumbest Reactions To The Fully Justified Shooting Of Harambe The Gorilla

With America having tired of its foray into the world of whether men with penises ought to pee next to little girls, we’ve moved on to our next symptom of insanity: a deep rumbling of rage at the shooting of a 17-year-old gorilla that could have killed a three-year-old child.

Over the weekend, a mother took her child to the Cincinnati Zoo. She turned her back on the kid for a minute; the kid promptly jumped down into the gorilla enclosure housing Harambe, a 450-lb. Western lowland silverback gorilla. The gorilla promptly dragged the child through water violently before zoo authorities shot it to death.