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Your Blow-By-Blow Recap Of The Presidential Debate

'She really rocked that lovely pants suit,' said one woman named Brian Stelter.

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Your Blow-By-Blow Recap Of The Presidential Debate
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For those of you who missed this week’s presidential debate because you were doing something more rewarding like twisting your navel lint into the shape of circus animals, not to worry, the Daily Wire is here to bring you this handy blow-by-blow recap.

The debate began with a question from David Muir, ABC’s crack anchorman — and when I say crack, I mean but crack.

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