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When I Need Wisdom, I Consult With Hunter Biden

Hunter is not our only source of political wisdom in this crazy world.

Andrew Klavan
When I Need Wisdom, I Consult With Hunter Biden
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As you know, I’m a simple man — not as simple as you obviously, but still, there are times when the issues of the day grow too complex for me to comprehend. And, in those moments when I feel lost and confused, then, just like you, I look for answers in the wisdom and moral insight of men like Hunter Biden.

For example, take the recent controversies over illegal immigration. In my charming, dimple-cheeked innocence, I always thought, hey, no one is above the law, illegal immigrants have broken the law, ICE is authorized to enforce the law, so what’s the problem? But then, I consult the wisdom of Hunter Biden, who recently said, (and this is a real quote) “People are really upset about illegal immigration? Eff you… How do you think you have food on your effing table? Who do you think washes your dishes? Who do you think does your effing garden?”

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