We’re Like A Banana Republic Without The Cool Uniforms
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We’re Like A Banana Republic Without The Cool Uniforms

Andrew Klavan

Former President Donald Trump was arraigned in federal court this week by a Justice Department led by Merrick Garland, who was arraigned in federal court this week on charges of covering up the corruption of Hunter Biden, who was arraigned in federal court this week for sniffing cocaine off a hooker’s backside or vice versa while soliciting bribes from Ukrainian oil executives who were arraigned in federal court this week for paying off President and Venal Houseplant Joe Biden who was arraigned in federal court this week for accepting five million dollars in bribes in an influence peddling scheme that was uncovered by Former President Donald Trump who was arraigned in federal court this week.

Legal experts say the charges could result in at least 35,000 members of the federal government being convicted in federal court and locked together in a federal prison where federal inmates routinely engage in violent, sadistic and animalistic homosexual activities, which the federal government celebrated this week in a Pride Month ceremony at the White House where federal officials illegally raised a rainbow flag above the American flag and were then arraigned in federal court, along with a transgender activist who took off his shirt at the federal event, revealing what I have to say were the best pair of knockers I’ve ever seen on a guy… so at least someone at the pride ceremony actually had something to be proud of.

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