The following is the opening satirical monologue from “The Andrew Klavan Show.”
Well, Republicans were hoping for a Red Tsunami. Unfortunately, Red Sue Nami turned out to be an embarrassed Japanese girl, saying, “Oh rook, rots of Lepub-Ricans are rusing.” We did, however, experience a red wave as we waved goodbye to Red Sue Nami.
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