On Thursday night, Jimmy Kimmel, delighted at the reported results of the presidential election, spent his entire monologue mocking President Trump, including such comments as Trump would soon “understand what it feels like to be evicted from your home in the middle of a pandemic,” and noting that since Trump won the state of Alaska, he should be made “president” of the state, adding, “It’s big, it’s white, it’s melting down, and it has lots of crabs, just like Donald Trump!” Kimmel also took note of rumors that Trump would run again in 2024, sniping, “Like herpes in the McRib he’ll just keep coming back.”
Kimmel began his tirade by asserting, “Thanks for joining us for Day 9 of ‘Squattergate, or Reality is starting to peek through the windows at the White House.’ He might be going down with the ship, but many of the rats are putting their little bathing suits on amid increasing skepticism that their boss will be able to pull another rabbit out of his MAGA hat. One reason that Trump’s advisers are so worried he might not be able to win is because he lost and those don’t go together.”
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