As part of its anti-Trump protests in London over the weekend, the British anti-Trump resistance trotted out a mostly-life-sized Trump doll, and implored march attendees to “Thump Trump,” presumably to warm up for the real “Resistance” that doesn’t involve merely milling around and posting on social media (as the London protests mostly did).
The results do little to recommend the modern anti-Trump resistance. In fact, President Donald Trump can probably rest easy knowing they’d be mostly useless in any sort of real rebellion. Put down your coffee lest you spit it across your screen while watching the ensuing display of lethal athleticism.
WATCH:
Uh-oh, Mr. President! You better watch out. The #resistance is sending out it’s finest soldiers. pic.twitter.com/pad3eTs3Sj
— Ryan Fournier (@RyanAFournier) July 15, 2018
In fairness to the protesters, only one out of two managed to injure himself while pounding the snot out of an inert fitness dummy. Thankfully, the dummy appears to have been bolted to its base so no one got hurt.
It’s fairly clear the attacking protesters belong to Antifa, not because they’ve expressed any official affiliation, but because they obviously learned their sweet, killer moves from this training video Chicago’s Antifa outlet put out last year.
Donald Trump has nothing to fear.