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Trump Signs Radical Executive Order Declaring There Are Only Two Genders

The Executive Order restoring reality sent shock waves through the National Cathedral and Bath House.

Andrew Klavan
Trump Signs Radical Executive Order Declaring There Are Only Two Genders
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President Donald Trump, who’s the president now while also being Donald Trump so that Donald Trump is president again and is therefore President Donald Trump… sorry, I just enjoy saying that.

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