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The Triumph Of Feminism: Loneliness And Bad Nose Rings

Feminism has led many women to spend their youths in a fluorescent hell of cubicle drudgery.

Andrew Klavan
The Triumph Of Feminism: Loneliness And Bad Nose Rings
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Sociologists and other complete wastes of space are working around the clock to try to determine why women are no longer having babies, aside from the fact that babies wake them up all the time and crap all over everything.

The birthrate has been dropping everywhere except in sub-Saharan Africa and Israel. If present trends continue, scientists predict the world’s population will soon be reduced to nothing but black people and Jews, blissfully enjoying an earthly paradise, where every basketball player can find an accountant, although no one will know how to tie a Windsor knot.

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