The Real Saint Nicholas: Defender of Truth, Puncher of Heretics, Destroyer of Temples

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The Real Saint Nicholas: Defender of Truth, Puncher of Heretics, Destroyer of Temples

Megan Basham

The 21st century has been hard on the legacy of Jolly Old St. Nicholas.

The Norwegian government just released an ad featuring a gay Kris Kringle titled, “When Harry Met Santa.” In a sequence that sexualizes the innocent Christmas memories of children throughout the ages, a man pines for St. Nick year after year, waiting up to spy him coming down the chimney. Finally, the big guy grants the man’s wish and takes a vacation from delivering presents so the two can spend Christmas Eve making out. God bless us, everyone.

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