The Only Thing Left For Women To Do Is Literally Get Away With Murder

Since the 20th century, American women have, sometimes admirably and other times viciously, clawed their way into every crevice of life. They fought for the right to vote, own property, and get an education. Then they fought for the right to equal pay and to divorce their husbands at will. Then they fought to legally abort their unborn children. Then they fought to become the girl boss in every workplace. Then they fought to end harassment and male misconduct by mandating that their word against the opposite sex was Godlike and final.

And they won.