The Kerfuffle At The Capitol

The following is the opening satirical monologue from “The Andrew Klavan Show.“

New videos released by Tucker Carlson at Fox News suggest that the January 6 kerfuffle was actually a mere ruckus except for brief moments when it became a fracas before settling into a foofaraw followed by a to-do interrupted by a bobbery which then expanded into a melee before dying out in a pother — that is, if it wasn’t just a bunch of idiots charging into the Capitol building followed by another bunch of idiots trying to prevent the first bunch of idiots from certifying the election of a new bunch of idiots, in which case all we can say about January 6 is that the capitol was filled with idiots just like any other day when congress is in session.