The Jihadist Left Wants You Dead

It seems like the watermelon coalition sprang up overnight. Islamist green and communist red, pressed together in sweet, juicy alliance, bent on overthrowing the Western way of life we have grown so fond of and so wantonly take for granted.

It’s inconceivable to many why these militant creeds would join forces to cajole voters into handing them more power, but upon closer inspection, these two sects aren’t so different. For one thing, they both preach jihad against those against their so-called oppressors, in pursuit of their sacred goals.