The Cruel Pleasure Of Watching Democrats Meltdown

You know, I’m delighted Donald Trump won the election and all, but I’m very disappointed in those of you who are taking a cruel pleasure in watching journalists and other Democrats suffering in their defeat with the rude and crushing realization that their status as elites was an illusion that hid not only their incompetence but also their cynical indifference to the American values that had given them everything they had, and reeling with their sudden understanding that their old depravity-infested power centers of Hollywood and the news media have become obsolete and irrelevant because we’ve learned to expose the lies with which they hid the failures of their philosophy as we’ve learned to withstand the bullying insults with which they expressed their disdain for the people they were supposed to serve even as they thwarted our attempts to preserve our traditional freedoms and the prosperity that arose from them and which these so-called elites pillaged for the purpose of seducing the poor into dependency while deluding themselves with an ephemeral vision of their own virtue even as they crippled the aspirations of those self-reliant all-Americans who strove to better themselves and their families through their own hard work and responsible behavior only to find their children corrupted by the filth-drenched perverts who had infiltrated their schools and to have their religious and patriotic values undermined by sniggering academics who swathed themselves in spurious credentials and self-respect while teaching a specious political and social theology that has immiserated decent men and women wherever it has appeared.

This is not the time to mock them as they squeal in anguish right there on our television screens which for so long they have monopolized in order to have their second-rate comedians deride the wisdom we inherited from our noble forefathers while the unimpeded powerful metaphorically ground their ideological jackboots into our faces by censoring our beliefs as misinformation, arresting our leaders for invented crimes and using the power of the tax code and legal system to try to terrorize us into silence.