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The Appalling Display Of Christian White Nationalism At The RNC

Andrew Klavan
The Appalling Display Of Christian White Nationalism At The RNC
Vivek Ramaswamy: Photo by ANGELA WEISS / AFP. Tim Scott: Photo by ANDREW CABALLERO-REYNOLDS / AFP.

Well, the RNC is over! And I think we’ve seen just about enough of what the Republican party has been reduced to under the so-called leadership of Donald Trump. It’s time for America to choose. Do we want a courageous leader like Joe Biden, who when he falls down, gets back up — whether he falls down going up a flight of stairs or trying to go up the flight of stairs again or even just walking across a room — he gets back up as many times as it takes to cross that room.

Or do we want to descend to the level of a man like Donald Trump who when he falls down — because, you know, he’s been shot in the head by a bullet from an AR-15 sniper rifle — sure, he gets back up, but then he spits the bullet out, and shakes his fist at death and shouts, “Fight, fight, fight,” which frankly is just divisive.

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