<p>Our recent Backstage event, live at the legendary Ryman Auditorium here in Nashville, went well aside from one tense moment. During the audience Q&amp;A portion, I was asked to identify the number one sign of our cultural decay. I did not hesitate in my response. The greatest indicator of our decay and collapse, I said, is that so many people fail to properly put their shopping carts away.</p>
<p>My colleagues on stage stared back at me in awkward silence. The audience laughed nervously. Apparently, they were all expecting a different answer. But they should have known better. In fact, I have been one of the leading activists on this issue for many years. It has been a lonely campaign. Most of the time I have felt like a voice in the wilderness, a forsaken prophet in sackcloth and ashes, crying unto the people, “Put away ye carts, O shoppers. Make straight our parking lots.”</p>

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