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Progressives Abandon Christianity, Become Episcopalian

Other progressives say they are sick of the sort of restrictive religions that ruined the 1950’s by making everything so great.

Andrew Klavan
Progressives Abandon Christianity, Become Episcopalian
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I believe that America’s core ideals are very much linked to its Christian faith. So as Easter has just passed, I thought this would be a good time to take a closer look at the state of the American church and then weep quietly and say it was a great country while it lasted.

Now, according to a Pew poll, 62% of Americans identify as Christian. This is a slight drop from the 1697 poll which showed 99.9% of Americans were Christian with one heretic hiding in the woods hoping some long-haired guy with a buckle on his hat wouldn’t blow his head off with a blunderbuss.

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