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New Poll: Gen Z Likes Socialism, Willing To Wait In Line For Loaf Of Bread

Young people favor socialism cuz everything will be free

Andrew Klavan
New Poll: Gen Z Likes Socialism, Willing To Wait In Line For Loaf Of Bread
Filippo Bacci. Getty Images.

With the baby boomers dying off, many people ask me, “What is Gen Z like, and what does it mean for the future?” But with the baby boomers dying off, I don’t have time to answer — and anyway, what’s it to me?

However, there is a new poll out on how these Gen Z whippersnappers see things, and the results are very encouraging in the sense they’ll allow me to die happy in the knowledge that the rest of you are screwed.

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