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NBC Finalizes Divorce Proceedings As MSNBC Rebrands To MS NOW

America's crap geyser of socialist lunacy gets a new name.

Andrew Klavan
NBC Finalizes Divorce Proceedings As MSNBC Rebrands To MS NOW
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The Left-wing cable news network MSNBC will soon be changing its name. It will also soon be wearing a false beard and a putty nose in an attempt to disguise the fact it’s still the same old crap geyser of socialist lunacy. The name change comes as MSNBC prepares to break away from NBC News, and become part of a group of more obscure networks that will include the Golf Channel, Oxygen, the Sicilian Mafia, and several Mexican Drug Cartels.

From then on, MSNBC will be known as MS-NOW with the letters standing for My Source News Opinion World, signaling that this will be the go-to network for people who can’t form complete sentences. 

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