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Move Over Caitlyn Jenner, This Woman Identifies As A Cat

Nano is a 20 year-old from Norway who says she’s been a cat all her life. Yes, a cat. A meowing, ball of yarn playing, drinking milk from a saucer, hisses at dogs, non-HUMAN feline.

She just one-upped the “born in the wrong gender” crowd by being the first “hero” to identify as “being born in the wrong species.”

“I realized I was a cat when I was 16 when doctors and psychologists found out what was ‘the thing’ with me. Under my birth there was a genetic defect,” Nano told Norweigen radio channel NRK P3.

According to Nano she is full on cat, which gives her better vision at night and the increased ability to hear.

“Suitcases rolling on the ground, keys clinking in pockets, people with ice crampons under their shoes, etc,” she claimed.

Some say the only thing she can’t hear is her own bullsh*t.

During the interview, a person and their dog pass by eliciting an angry hiss from Nano, who explains, “It’s because of their behavior and my instinct automatically reacts by hissing.”

“My psychologist told me I can grow out of it, but I doubt it,” Nano. “I think I will be cat all my life.”

Besides the hating of water, sleeping on window sills, and the unsuccessful chasing of mice, Nano has had to enhance herself with attributes that Mother Nature didn’t bestow, such as fake ears and a tail.

Speaking of tails, according to RadarOnline, Bruce Caitlyn Jenner is also seeking a “tail” enhancement to be more Kardashian like. “She has the boobs, nose, eyebrows and designer fashion down – the butt is the only thing missing,” a source told In Touch magazine.

“She really thinks that a butt lift will help enhance her appearance and help her enjoy life more,” the source said.

Exit thought by one of Nano’s comrades…


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