Midterm Elections Mean The Majestic, Peaceful Transfer Of Power — Or Civil War. Whichever Makes For Better TV.

The mid-term elections are almost upon us, and political experts are beginning to carefully study the polls that have never been right before and then discuss them as if they were somehow going to be right this time for some reason. These intense and serious discussions about what are essentially a random stream of meaningless numbers will help wile away the hours until Stacy Abrams is elected queen of her imagination while the rest of us accuse each other of cheating. This will be followed by the majestic spectacle of the peaceful transfer of power or a civil war, whichever makes for better TV.