<p>Poetry is tough. Few of even the very best writers can pull off the demanding discipline. So we&#8217;re guessing Jeff Spicoli from &#8220;Fast Times at Ridgmont High&#8221; can&#8217;t pull it off.</p>
<p>Sean Penn, the weird-and-getting-weirder actor, now fancies himself a writer. He&#8217;s put out a new book titled &#8220;Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff&#8221; about a character who sells septic tanks and kills American pensioners with a mallet in order to offset their large carbon footprint (seriously).</p>

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