Maybe The Left Will Care If We Start Calling Illegal Immigrants ‘Frat Boys’

There’s a reason conservatives often say Islam is incompatible with the West, and it is not because we are bigoted people. It is because we have eyes and a functioning frontal lobe.

On Monday, the Daily Mail confirmed yet another case of a thing Leftists swear never happens, in a report detailing hundreds of child marriages across Germany, most of them to Iraqi, Syrian, and Pakistani men. Since 2015, there have been at least 350 such instances in Baden-Württemberg alone, among the worst being an 11-year-old Iraqi bride coupled up with a 17-year-old Iraqi groom. Only eight of these cases have been annulled. 

Uh oh! Quickly, feminists: activate Helen Keller mode and pretend it isn’t so. I wonder, would the far-Left ladies and the Deutsche Dems spare a single scowl for this horrific violation of human rights if these kid-loving men had matriculated at prestigious universities like Cornell or Mannheim? Would it help if we started calling these criminal immigrants “frat boys”? Would it then be easier to acknowledge the blame, Frau Karen?

Over the last several months, it has been fascinating to watch the media and the Kamalamamala warrior-women cherry-pick their outrage crusades.

The onlookers who stayed largely silent through the Biden years, while young American women like Laken Riley and Rachel Morin were murdered on running trails by men who never should have been in the country, found their “enraged” switch the moment a young, eager Cornell student willingly and knowingly engaged in multiple threesomes in the span of a few hours, while agreeably snorting drugs off frat men’s members. Apparently the former is ignorable, and the latter is grounds for a country-wide revolt against men.

The social scrollers who found it incomprehensible that Sydney Sweeney would use her God-given gargantua-jugs to earn a paycheck in a betting-app ad rushed, mere weeks earlier, to post in solidarity with Lindsay Clancy, the mother who strangled her three children to death with exercise bands after sending her husband out on an errand, and whose murder trial ended in a hung jury on September 4. The former was grounds for war against the patriarchy; the latter was a woman just putting herself first. #samelindsay

The virtue-signaling ultracrepidarians who thunder about Israel’s “occupation of Gaza” and its “maltreatment” of Palestinian women and children go quieter than James Talarico with the flu when reports surface that Gazan women are being married off to their fellow Palestinian rapists and traded for bags of flour, that grooming gangs of Pakistani heritage preyed on more than a thousand girls in Rotherham alone, and that 40% of child marriages in Germany were contracted between Syrians, while marriages between two Germans were a rounding error at 0.3%. The former is fodder for posting and posturing at dinner parties; the latter is something to pretend away.

Quick, let’s try something: “Ladies of TikTok, hundreds of child marriages revealed in Germany, with girls as young as 11 wed to Delta Tau Delta, Chi Phi, and Sigma Chi fraternity men.”

*Cue World War III*

And there they are! While we have their attention: according to UNICEF, roughly one in five young women worldwide is married before 18, and one in 25 before 15. In sub-Saharan Africa, nearly one in three girls is married before 18.

It is grotesque, and it is concentrated in certain cultures and religions. These are the same cultures that practice female genital mutilation from infancy or childhood, in order to reduce sexual desire, prevent “illicit” behavior, or enforce notions of cleanliness, with the same prophet who himself had child brides as young as nine.

If you import this en masse into a Western culture that does not practice these inhumane traditions (quite the opposite, in fact; we’re currently debating how skimpy a workout bra can get before it crosses into whoreness), the result will be bloody katastrophal.

You will end up with the British government putting out pamphlets kindly asking immigrants not to rape the local women and with British headlines that read: 

Two Afghan illegal migrants were found guilty of attacking a couple out stargazing on a first date in a London park. The two men took turns raping the woman while holding a knife to her date’s throat.

And:

A Syrian teenager was jailed after raping a woman in a public toilet on Bournemouth beachfront.

Or with German headlines that read: 

German Police Tell Women To Vomit To Deter Rapists

You will end up with reported rapes in England and Wales reaching a peak of 74,700 in a single year; with foreign nationals making up 53% of gang-rape suspects in Germany (574 of 1,083 in 2025) while accounting for roughly 17% of the population; and with child marriages in Deutschland up over 100% since 2015

Ladies, do you want to wear your skimpy athletic sets to the gym, to the chagrin and admiration of Shane Gillis? Or do you want to cover up from head to toe? Do you want to condemn the victimization of young women according to the perp’s nationality and skin color, or do you want to protect women across the board? Do you want to acknowledge uncomfortable truths only when frat boys are in the headlines, or do you want to extend that vast and destructive empathy of yours to the victims of illegal aliens ushered into Western countries by the boatload?

When you’re ready to talk, acknowledge reality, and switch off Helen Keller mode, we’ll be here. Until then, I’d recommend the Trump administration announce it is “deporting the Greeks” and stripping TPS from the “frat brothers,” just to fly under their outrage radar.