President and Venal Houseplant Joe Biden launched his re-election campaign last week with a fiery speech near Valley Forge, Pennsylvania, in which he declared, “Donald Trump is not fit to be president,” and then wandered off-stage, tripped over his own shoe-heel, tumbled down a flight of steps, rolled out the door while flailing his arms and blinking rapidly with an empty expression on his open-mouthed face, and finally awoke two days later in a truck stop in Lancaster County wearing an Amish hat and a Guns N&#8217; Roses t-shirt before being led back to the podium by First Lady Dr. Mrs. Jill Biden whom he mistook for his grandmother and sobbed because he thought she had passed away in 1943 or at least it was very difficult to wake her up from her nap.
The speech was delivered on January 6, exactly three years, eight months, and 20 days after leftist riots claimed at least 25 lives, and caused around $2 billion in damage, making them the most costly political violence in the nation’s history — and also three years after that thing at the Capitol where all the idiots ran around stealing furniture and stuff.

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