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Inside Mamdani’s Hellish Plan To Destroy NYC

Mamdani’s new socialist plan of destruction was celebrated by his supporters with a tasteful human sacrifice.

Andrew Klavan
Inside Mamdani’s Hellish Plan To Destroy NYC
Main image: Illustrated by The Daily Wire/ Mamdani: Nagle/Bloomberg via Getty Images

Grinning hell-spawn and New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani has announced his new socialist plan to destroy first New York, then the country, then the world, by way of taking revenge on God for casting him out of heaven and hurling him into the bottomless pit of eternal flames, where he was immediately elected Mayor of New York.

Mamdani’s new socialist plan of destruction was celebrated by his supporters with a tasteful human sacrifice, followed by an orgiastic dance around the golden statue of a goat, while Mamdani’s wife, Rama Duwaji, set a Jewish effigy on fire and called on the dark forces of the underworld to trod the nation of Israel and its people into dust. When Mr. Effigy complained to the mayor that he did not like being set on fire and, frankly, felt Rama Duwaji was being kind of antisemitic, Mr. Mamdani replied that his wife was a “private person,” and therefore could not be condemned for the bubbling blood-drenched froth that issued from her mouth when she went into ecstasies at the thought of millions of Jews being crushed to dust.

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