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I Asked The Kamala Campaign How To Sell You My New Novel

Let me start by asking you this: Are you man enough to read A Woman Underground?

Andrew Klavan
I Asked The Kamala Campaign How To Sell You My New Novel

As some of you know, my exciting new thriller novel A Woman Underground was published this week. And I’ve been trying to figure out how to convince you to buy a novel I know you’ll love. So I finally decided to consult with my friends in the Kamala Harris/Tim Walz presidential campaign. And they’ve given me some tips on how to sell you this great and innovative mystery story.

Let me start by asking you this: Are you man enough to read A Woman Underground? Because I’m a man. I can bench press 500 pounds. Not all at once, obviously. But a little at a time. Over a couple of days or weeks maybe. I mean, it’s 500 pounds, so, let’s see, at a pound a day, that would take me a little under a year and a half.

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