How To Have A Civil Debate Until Your Opponent Is Dead [Satire]
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How To Have A Civil Debate Until Your Opponent Is Dead [Satire]

Andrew Klavan

The following is satirical.

As many of you may have noticed, the country is divided. For those of you who haven’t noticed: the country is divided. On one side is a revolutionary movement to eradicate the sins of the past by replacing them with slavery, poverty and perpetual rage. On the other side are people wondering why no one will just leave them alone.

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