“THEY BROKE MY FLOATIE!!!!”
On a quiet afternoon in the township of Rockaway, New Jersey, the Basso Family was gearing up to take a dip in the classiest above-ground-pool this side of Trump Taj Mahal. That is, until another family decided to take advantage of the situation. (That situation being a nice unguarded neighborhood recreational area intended for residents only.)

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