Escape From Planet Crazy

Opinion

Escape From Planet Crazy

Andrew Klavan

The following is the opening satirical monologue from “The Andrew Klavan Show.

Now listen, I don’t want to make fun of a stroke victim. I don’t want to make jokes about an old man with dementia. I don’t want to laugh at some poor woman whose only job qualifications are a hairstyle and a talent for mendacity. Unfortunately, that’s pretty much the entire Democrat party — and while I don’t want to make fun of them, someone has to. So let’s get started.

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