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Economics Is A Science, Like Pinball Or Craps

Allow me to unpack the basic principles of economics.

Andrew Klavan
Economics Is A Science, Like Pinball Or Craps
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You know, between the rapid pace of news events these days and the ubiquitous proliferation of media outlets, it’s very easy to get so overwhelmed with information that you lose your focus and let your mind drift to meaningless side issues like whether if you continually rewind “The Housemaid” so you can watch the Sydney Sweeney sex scene over and over, it will somehow show up on the feed so your wife will find out when she goes to watch one of those movies she likes where none of the women even takes her shirt off so what the hell’s the point.

I’m sorry. What was I talking about?

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