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Dr. Thaddeus Grifter On The Merits Of Men Pretending To Be Women

Andrew Klavan
Dr. Thaddeus Grifter On The Merits Of Men Pretending To Be Women
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It’s Pride Month, when fetishists march down the street baring their buttocks and declare their pride in loud voices so as to drown out the excoriating inner whisper of their shame. So… hooray.

Today, to kick off the pride, we celebrate a sexual deviant’s historic achievement in sports at the recent All-Atlantic Regional Track and Field Championships, where a man pretending to be a woman outraced the real women for the first time ever — except for all the other times.

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